AAILA....SACHIN!

‘Boost’ can neither be created, nor destroyed. It can only be converted from

one form to another. The total amount of ‘Boost’ in the Universe, always

remains constant.  That’s Law of Conservation of Energy – because - 

“Boost is the secret of my Energy”

...until recently, was the only thing synonymous with the ‘Lil Master’ until he ‘Played it his way’ and openly criticized the former Indian Coach – 

‘He who must not be named’

All of a sudden, former cricketers, current cricketers and commentators alike joined the bandwagon, following suit. So, here’s faking news’ perspective on the future implications of  Sachin’s Autobio ‘greg’ phy –

‘Playing it Greg’s Way!’

 It wasn't me who slapped Sreesanth, it was the ‘Hand of Greg’

-  Bhajji

Greg Chappell introduced me to DLF.

               -  Damaad Vadra

Greg Chappell is an Ambani Agent.

                                           -  AK49 (If you know what I mean)

Greg Chappell and I, are just ‘Cricket Enthusiasts’

                       - Dhoni Pitamah ‘Srini’

Greg Chappell ko ‘OLX’ pe bech do.

-  Flipkart

Greg Chappell took my Father away!

-  Haider

 Greg Chappell taught me how to speak.

                      -  Dr. Manmohan Singh

                                       

Bhaiyya ko bachpan se ‘banane’ ka shauk tha, aur mujhe ‘girane’ ka!

          -  Greg Chappell

Greg Chappell is a stupid ‘Boron’

    -   A Chemist

                                        

Nevertheless, wishing you all a ‘Merry Christmas’and a

 ‘Phosphorus’  New Year!

                                                                                       - Sushant Singh Bhatia